If It Weren't For Bad Luck...

This week:

• I was informed by one of my clients that the check for which I sent an invoice three weeks ago had still not been mailed. (I'm sure the bill collectors will take that into consideration.)
• My car broke down. ($1,600 to repair.)
• My CD-ROM drive bit the dust.
• And to add insult to injury, I broke a nail. Will this torment never cease?!?

Maybe I'll just stay in bed next week.