My Horoscope for Today

"Feel free to be spontaneous today, and try not to let your rational thoughts get in the way of a good time. You won't regret any of the side trips you take, so get off the freeway, and explore a new route. You will find that these little adventuresome offshoots are what make the trip the most memorable. Don't deny yourself the simple pleasures by being fearful of what lies down that dirt road."

Rational thoughts? What rational thoughts?