Thursday, March 24, 2005

Deep Thoughts

1. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former,” Albert Einstein.

2. “Now I can look at you in peace -- I don’t eat you anymore,” Franz Kafka, to the fishes in his aquarium.

3. “My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint,” Erma Bombeck.

4. “Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace,” Albert Schweitzer.

5. “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handey.
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